ANDARIEL IN LIFE

1. Walking a cockroach; you can even choose to walk the flying cockroach.
2. Carrying a pair of cymbal around.
3. Whisper all the time.
4. Dress only in pink.
5. Style your hair, or someone else's hair to look like the Petronas Tower.
6. Wearing a monocle; on EACH eye!

ALERT: By its nature, an eccentricity must be exclusive. That rules all the above activities out!

1. My second uncle arms himself with a cleaning cloth whenever he has guests in the house. Each time their 'filthy' hands touch the surface of his glass table, his brassy doorknob, the shiny tap; straight he goes to the 'infected surface' and with vigorous motions, begins wiping them to get the gleam back on.
2. My fourth aunt has taken to 'combing' the tassles on her cushions and carpet; just as we would our hair!
3. My third uncle has the habit of splashing cleaning acid all over the bathroom once forthnightly.
4. I have the habit of lining all the furnitures in the house based on accurate measurements of the tiles.

Is it really in the genes? What do I call it? Extreme cleaning disorder?

Let's play pretend today. Today is the first day of your new hobby. Choose from one or several of the following or use that head of yours to cough up something! Look up the webby for a comprehensive introduction to this exciting and soon-to-be life long passion of yours. Hey, you won't know until you try...

List of Suggested Activities

1. Count other people's teeth (you can look for the design you like; yellowed ones, protuding ones...)
2. Attempt to grow another toe (or thumb (s) if you want a challenge!
3. Try hard to forget everything you have learnt in school.
4. Record birds singing (dogs howling blah blah blah) and turn them into hit songs.
5. Attempt to make gold out of dough. (WOW!)
6. Set fire to all black shoes.
7. Cultivate pimples around your mouth.
8. Build a houseboat.
   

Credit should go to the authors of THIS DIARY WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE for allowing me to share wonderful activities with you.