C'mon people, don't be shy. You need to count those farts. Realistically speaking, it is human nature to fart. Everyone does it. Everyone emits gas except probably...nah. Spare me the butts. But, what we all want to know is just how cow-like are you in your production?
Today, or whenever you are embarking on this aromatic activity, keep a rough numerical tally to ascertain if your methane generation falls within statistical norms, or if you pose a particular danger to the ozone layer. (You foul beast!)
For your reference:
MEN: 50cm3(9 emissions) WOMEN: 20cm3 (4 emissions)
Report any unusual emission to the Ministry of Environment immediately to have them ascertain the real dangers you pose. Do your part in saving the world!
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