[AndarieL] I did my budget for November. Yeah. This is really not me. But the sheer number of wedding invitations I received has forced me to turn to 'planning' my finances. Or I'd be worthless! Literally! It never crossed my mind how lucrative a wedding can be for the couple! Yeah! Now I wanna get hitched! Not! AND maddeningly enough, I came across these marriage jokes recently. It reeks of gender stereotypes! How is it that women get blamed for the glitches in a marriage? Typical of men to shift the blame.
Marriage Humor 1 In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then,neither God nor man has rested.
Marriage Humor 2 Marriage is a three ring circus: 1.engagement ring 2.wedding ring 3.suffering
Marriage Humor 3 Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Marriage Humor 4 A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
Marriage Humor 5 First Guy (proudly) : "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Marriage Humor 6 Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent. |
