You either work alone Or operate in groups You stand erected Either on the yellow line or just slightly beyond it (to avoid any penalty I suppose) Your eyes bulge right through the window panels Make that the several pairs of handy eyes around you bulge right through You make sure you BLOCK the entrance And of course you made certain the exit was not made available too You play peek-a-boo with the people inside And yes you wouldn't dream of leaving the people outside out of it You even sought to doing a London-bride-is-falling-down moves Through any gaps you sniff upon You rush in like a hungry wolf or hyena on the hunt Yes yes you and your kind look even more ferocious than those wild beasts (e late Steve Irwin would have agreed with me, right Steve?) You pounce on your prey mercilessly All hands and legs put into vigorous stunts Pushing and pulling, jostling and rushing Some of you even get as low as sitting on innocent victims! Not to mention the countless times you almost sat on my THIGHS!! I am irked by you! I am thousands of Singapore dollars poorer because of YOU (cab fares of course!) You put all of us at risk Not to mention the roller coster ride our blood level experience each time you are out on the hunt And they say I am being overly-sensitive?
A big shout out to all aunties/uncles/Kiasees. Thank you. NOT. For the wild ride everytime.
Ever considered joining the zoo? |
